The Little Mermaid (1989)

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(Best sung to “Under the Sea”)
 
When King Triton’s youngest daughter,
The curious Ariel,
Is sick of her life in water
And dreams of where humans dwell,
She angers and worries Father,
Who thinks humans all are bad.
Her interests are such a bother
That she always gets him mad.
 
She misbehaves
Above the waves;
Flouting the norm, during a storm,
A human she saves.
Prince Eric hears her lovely voice,
And she would surely be his first choice,
But Triton hears,
And, fueled by his fears,
Her stuff he destroys.
 
A sea witch provides assistance,
And Ariel makes a deal.
She threatens her whole existence
For legs and three days to feel.
She sells off her voice as payment
And hooks Eric on the beach,
Although she is lacking raiment
And can’t seem to manage speech.
 
Two days of bliss
He can’t dismiss.
Ursula’s fear makes her interfere
To stop true love’s kiss.
She enthralls Eric with a spell,
Deeply upsetting Ariel.
Soon it’s too late,
And Ariel’s fate
Is gloomy as well.
 
The king won’t oppose,
And Ursula grows,
Threatening all with one giant squall
And malice that shows.
Eric then skewers with a mast,
And Triton’s prejudices fade fast,
He lets his daughter
Walk from the water,
Happy at last.
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Here we have the film that kicked off the Renaissance and revived Disney to its former glory. Compared with prior efforts in The Black Cauldron and Oliver & Company, The Little Mermaid was a bolt from the blue, a musical triumph that “brought Broadway into cartoons.” The detailed underwater world also blew away previous films in the animation department and was the last Disney film to use hand-painted cel animation. The digital animation of later films allowed for smoother lines and motion, but The Little Mermaid is still stunning, especially during the musical numbers.

It’s not perfect: King Triton is a now-familiar cliché of an overbearing authoritarian father, and his turnaround at the end, even though the danger at the end was ultimately Ariel’s fault, is not as well-explained as it could have been. Though it seems odd that Ariel, as a 16-year-old, would get married at the end, the film luckily avoids any suggestive content from her near-nudity and remains enjoyable family entertainment.

Though not his first musical (that was Little Shop of Horrors), this was the first film fully scored by Alan Menken and just the first example of his symphonic genius. “Under the Sea” is a fun, Oscar-winning song if I ever heard one, and “Kiss the Girl” continued the catchy Jamaican flavor of the soundtrack. The golden-voiced Jodi Benson was perfectly cast as Ariel and truly owns her central song “Part of Your World.” Pat Carroll’s scratchy, resonant voice is ideal for Ursula, and her “Poor Unfortunate Souls” is a great example of a Disney villain song, complete with excellent lyrics from Menken and Howard Ashman.

Though I’m a big fan of the Renaissance films, The Little Mermaid is not as high on my list as others simply because I don’t have as much nostalgia for it. I watched it religiously as a young kid, but then didn’t see it for many years. Watching it again, I was thoroughly entertained, but it’s not quite as much of a personal classic as other Disney films of the ‘90s. Nonetheless, Disney reforged its winning princess brand with this marvelous fantasy that is a whole lot happier than the Hans Christian Anderson tale on which it is based.

Best line: (Buddy Hackett as Scuttle the seagull, mistakenly explaining what a pipe is) “You see the snarfblatt dates back to pre-hysterical times when humans would sit around and stare at each other all day. [he demonstrates]  Got very boring.”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: 9
Originality: 8
Watchability: 9
Other (I just like other films better): -4
 
TOTAL: 48 out of 60
 

Next: #144 – Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story

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Out of Africa (1985)

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I had a farm in Africa,
The grandest place I ever saw.
I wed a baron to progress
And gain the title Baroness.
 
In Kenya, I grew coffee beans
Amid the vibrant browns and greens.
My dear Kikuyu served me well
And helped my sorrows to dispel.
 
My husband cheated, as I knew,
And brought disease, but I pulled through.
Though forced to leave, my whole heart burned
And would not rest till I returned.
 
I met a man named Denys, who
Would visit me and closer drew.
He’d take Mozart on long safari,
Months away, but never sorry.
 
I’d tell him tales, made up alone,
Of places I had never known,
And he showed me the country’s sights
And took me to God’s lofty heights.
 
A crop of plenty would not stay,
For fire took it all away;
In fire, Denys too was lost,
My stay in Kenya’s final cost.
 
I read a poem above his grave
And tried my tribal friends to save.
I left, respected by the men,
But I’ll see Denys once again.
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Another Meryl Streep classic, Out of Africa is one of my VC’s favorite films for three main reasons: Streep’s strong, Oscar-nominated performance; the gloriously iconic score; and, of course, Robert Redford in fine form. Showcasing her skill with accents (in this case, Danish), Meryl Streep makes Karen Blixen, a.k.a. author Isak Dineson, a compelling character who happens to have both good and bad taste in men. Klaus Maria Brandauer was also nominated for an Oscar as her philandering husband Bror, but, with his laid-back confidence and appreciation of Africa’s thrills and beauty, it’s obvious why Redford captures Karen’s attention more. (Interesting note: Denys Finch Hatton’s real compass was used in the movie, but someone stole it during filming.) While it may be true to the book, most of the main characters seem to arbitrarily sleep around, and, since I prefer more pure romances, some scenes that were meant to be utterly romantic didn’t engage me as they might others.

The film is rather slow and boring in parts and is an obvious chick flick; even an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond labeled it a “girly” movie. Yet, unlike a tired rom com, this film features a number of realistic, ill-fated relationships, as well as some truly magnificent cinematography that displays Africa’s natural grandeur, particularly during the plane ride montage. I also like how the native Kikuyu tribe is sympathetically depicted and how Karen assists and protects them, earning their respect and affection. The scene in the gentlemen’s clubhouse toward the end is reminiscent of the finale of The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman and is just as satisfying in its display of well-deserved deference.

Out of Africa won seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture, and stands as a tribute to the life of a great writer, who sadly never returned to her beloved Africa. With a haunting score that will play in your mind long after the credits roll, Out of Africa is a touching, often wistful romance that deserved every one of its accolades.

Best line: (Karen, about Denys) “Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road.”

 
Artistry: 10
Characters/Actors: 10
Entertainment: 6
Visual Effects: 7
Originality: 8
Watchability: 7
 
TOTAL: 48 out of 60
 

Next: #145 – The Little Mermaid

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Die Hard (1988)

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When John McClane visits his wife in L.A.,
A skyscraper party for Christmas Eve serves
To strain the pair more at the end of the day,
As terrorists break in and get on their nerves.
 
The leader, Hans Gruber, takes hostages fast,
And Holly’s boss, Mr. Takagi, is shot,
But John, a policeman, escapes at the last
Into the air shafts and avoids being caught.
 
From then on, it’s cat and mouse with machine guns
As John picks the baddies off one at a time.
The “terrorists” turn out to be after funds,
Locked up in a safe that protects every dime.
 
John gets the attention of one cop named Al,
And soon the police have the building surrounded.
Reflecting on life with his radio pal,
John has to save Holly, although he’s still hounded.
 
John saves all the hostages from a roof blast,
Though choppers and John’s own bare feet pay a price.
Though the thieves breach the safe, the right timing has passed,
And John and Hans are not about to play nice.
 
When both John and Holly are in Gruber’s sights,
The tables are turned by some clever gun play.
Hans quickly develops a brief fear of heights,
And John is relieved, having now saved the day.
Both Holly and John can relax from such fights,
At least till the next sequel. Yippee ki-yay!
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Often cited as one of the best action movies ever, Die Hard sparked a multitude of sequels and imitators and provided Bruce Willis (John McClane) and Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber) with the most memorable roles of their careers. Considering Die Hard’s immense success and Willis’s well-known action hero appeal, it now seems odd that the studio had doubts about his casting, but until this film, he was only known for his comedic role in the show Moonlighting. Just as Big opened up dramatic possibilities for Tom Hanks, Die Hard crafted Willis’ butt-kicking action star persona. Likewise, this was Rickman’s first film, and his calculating ruthlessness and distinctive voice instantly made him an ideal villain. Sure, he’s played more sympathetic roles (Galaxy Quest, Something the Lord Made, Sense and Sensibility), but he’ll always be Hans Gruber.

Of course, action movies that are nothing but mindless explosions fail (if not commercially, then critically). Amid all the gunplay, we get a welcome peek at John’s marital failings, as well as Al’s past regrets, which provide incentive to root for them beyond the fact that we’re just supposed to.

The film may be 26 years old, but its impressive stunts and explosions have allowed it to age quite well. The unusual Christmas setting and some unique musical choices also stand out; the safe-opening scene somehow became one of the film’s most memorable, thanks to Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy.”

The blockbuster fun is sadly hampered by an overabundance of profanity and F-words (including the film’s most iconic line), not to mention the rampant violence, much of it bloody. Nevertheless, Die Hard is an action-packed favorite (best seen cut) that can be enjoyed at Christmastime and any other.

P.S. Though this doesn’t share the high profile of the recent sad losses of Robin Williams, Lauren Bacall, and James Garner, I feel I should include a R.I.P. for James Shigeta, who played Mr. Takagi. He died quietly on July 28th, just a few weeks ago, having lived a nice long life, unlike his character in this film.

Best line (ignoring the obvious): (Holly, seeing a terrorist’s frustration and knowing John must be alive) “Only John can drive somebody that crazy.”

VC’s best line: (John recalling his wife’s invitation) “’Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…’”

 
Artistry: 7
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 10
Visual Effects: 9
Originality: 9
Watchability: 10
Other (language, violence): -6
 
TOTAL: 48 out of 60
 

Next: #146 – Out of Africa

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Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)

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Ted Kramer is having an excellent day,
Until he comes home for Joanna to say
She’s fleeing him, leaving him,
Terribly grieving him,
Finding her own life by getting away.
 
He isn’t prepared for the loss of his wife,
And now he is forced to reorder his life.
At first, he’s unwilling
But does his best filling
The role she vacated with maximum strife.
 
As many months pass, he and Billy connect.
Though fatherhood causes vocation neglect,
The bike rides and stories,
The worries and glories
Are moments he treasures more than they expect.
 
A year and a half of both good and bad later,
Joanna returns, and more struggles await her.
She wants her dear Billy,
But Ted’s rightly chilly.
They each fight in court with their own mean debater.
 
As both Kramers beg, the judge hears every side,
But Ted’s heartfelt pleas are completely denied;
But, seeing how broken
He is, as a token,
Joanna lets Ted keep their shared joy and pride.
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Kramer vs. Kramer features Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep perfectly playing two very imperfect people, roles that won both of them Academy Awards. As most critics mentioned, the film is so compelling because it isn’t black and white. While Joanna is certainly blamed for her abandonment of her responsibilities to her son, she is not vilified for it, and, since the years of assumed neglect are not shown, there is room for her actions being partially justifiable.

Still, the film’s and the audience’s sympathies lie squarely with Ted, who is by no means an ideal parent but does his best, as do we all. His struggles relating to Billy are entirely believable, since he mostly left child duties to Joanna, and his embracing of his paternal role is sweet and gratifying. Even for those who have never had children, the film brilliantly captures the realistic ups and downs of parenthood, from unforeseen accidents that leave parents guilt-ridden to simple joys and routines that are deeply missed when lost.

As I said, the film doesn’t go into the details of what leads to divorce but instead focuses on the negative impact it has on everyone involved. Everybody is miserable, and though they all manage to piece their lives together again, they are still obviously broken. The film overall makes a convincing argument for how fathers, as well as mothers, can be worthy single parents, a growing new concept at the time. The courtroom scenes also provide evidence of why lawyers gain a bad reputation, since the attorneys’ unkind probing and refusal to allow clarification of answers become frustrating for both parties. The final kindness Joanna bestows on Ted may be unlikely in real life, but it feels right, particularly for a film that showcases what a good parent Ted has become. Hoffman and Streep made this Triple A film the Best Picture winner it was, and, as divorce rates remain high, Kramer vs. Kramer’s realism and shared sympathies continue to keep it a timely film.

Best line: (Joanna, emotional at the end) “I woke up this morning, kept thinking about Billy, and I was thinking about him waking up in his room with his little clouds all around that I painted, and I thought I should have painted clouds downtown because then he would think that he was waking up at home. I came here to take my son home. And I realized he already is home.”

 
Artistry: 10
Characters/Actors: 10
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 9
Watchability: 8
Other (realistic look at divorce): +3
Other (language, one scene with nudity): -1
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60

 

Next: #147 – Die Hard

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Overboard (1987)

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An heiress in port wants her closet redone;
Her vain husband Grant’s too engrossed with his gun.
Joanna thus calls a coarse carpenter in,
But all her complaining gets under Dean’s skin.
He fails to please her and gets thrown overboard;
She leaves him unpaid in the water and floored.
 
Not long after that, she falls over as well,
And when she is rescued, her name she can’t tell.
Her sudden amnesia lets Grant leave her there
To go have some fun with some women elsewhere,
But sneaky Dean Proffitt has vengeance in mind
And claims she’s his Annie to get her consigned.
 
He takes her back home with four wild kids in it;
He treats her like dirt and enjoys every minute.
Poor “Annie” is stuck with each burden and chore,
Like cooking and things she has not done before.
Although overwhelmed by her ignoble life,
She does her best being a mother and wife.
 
As Annie improves things and starts to belong,
Dean’s lie of revenge starts to feel rather wrong.
He tries to admit all his wanton deceit,
But Annie’s adoption by then is complete.
Yet when cheating Grant rears his rich head to claim her,
Her recall returns, and she’s mad. Who can blame her?
 
She leaves her new home to be wealthy once more,
But misses the beer and the children, all four.
Deciding to leave Grant, she turns the boat round
And meets up with Dean, who was toward her yacht bound.
The two of them jump and embrace in the water,
And all Annie wants now is Dean—and a daughter.
__________________
 

Directed by Garry Marshall and produced by Roddy McDowall (who also plays a butler), Overboard received mixed reviews when it was first released in 1987, but it has proven to be immensely watchable. It’s a film that skillfully shifts the audience’s sympathies. At first, we hate Joanna and sympathize with Dean; then, as Joanna’s punishment goes on, we start to dislike Dean and feel sorry for “Annie”; and by the finale, we somehow end up liking them both because they were meant for each other.

The main appeal of the film is not only the memorable performances by Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn but the satisfaction it provides the viewer. Despite the cruelty involved, it’s satisfying to see a woman so pompous and vapid brought down a peg to see that the earth doesn’t revolve around her. It’s satisfying to watch said woman improve a chaotic, cluttered family and singlehandedly make their “hovel” a home. It’s satisfying to see unabashed romance reign supreme at sea.

Goldie Hawn gets to play two very different roles in one, both as her vain heiress persona and the more down-to-earth woman she becomes once she, like a certain Emperor, finds a new groove. Kurt Russell may not be the ideal Prince Charming, but once Dean has come to his senses by the end, it’s obvious why Annie chose him, especially compared to narcissistic Grant, played by a hilarious Edward Herrmann. Much of the humor stems from the bizarre past life that Dean invents for his so-called “wife” and the fish-out-of-water scenes in which Annie tries to cope with her new environment. The film also has a great soundtrack and some very funny lines, such as when Annie first hears one kid speak like Pee-wee Herman and questions “A falsetto child?” The end especially is a classic among romantic comedies and caps off the film perfectly. Despite some rear nudity and some profanity and crass dialogue, including from the kids unfortunately, Overboard is still thoroughly amusing entertainment.

Best line: (Grant, thinking Joanna is insane when he is) “Do we have a straitjacket on board?   (Dr. Korman, a psychologist on the yacht) “I always carry one, yes.  [a little later]  You’re overwrought, Grant. I want you to take a Valium. Here, take one of mine.”

 
Artistry: 7
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 10
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 9
Watchability: 10
Other (overall satisfaction): +4
Other (language, etc.): -2
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60
 

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#150: The Nativity Story (2006)

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The village of Nazareth, rural and poor,
Held no importance, except to those
Who called the town home, paying taxes galore
And planting each season and doing each chore
With hope for a Savior to banish their woes.
 
Young Mary was chosen to be Joseph’s wife,
And God chose her to bear His Son.
She knew that a scandal could threaten her life
And cause her and Joseph unwarranted strife,
But still she submitted that His will be done.
 
She journeyed to visit Elizabeth then,
Her cousin, pregnant by God’s will,
Who knew Mary’s Son was the Savior of men.
When Mary returned to her hometown again,
Her pregnancy made people tempted to kill.
 
But Joseph was warned by an angel mid-dream
That Mary held God’s favor yet.
Regardless of how Joseph’s actions may seem,
He did not dismiss her, as most men would deem,
And loved her and He Whom she soon would beget.
 
The word arrived then of a census widespread,
That forced returns to old hometowns.
Since far Bethlehem beckoned him, Joseph led
A donkey that bore Mary ever ahead,
Across rocky country and uneven grounds.
 
The journey was hard, testing both faith and heart,
And when they came, there was no room.
The most that the humble locale could impart
For God’s only Son was a stable apart,
Complete with a star that above it did loom.
 
The angel pronounced to the shepherds nearby
That born was the King of Kings,
And after they’d worshipped the lowly Most High,
Three Eastern Magi, who had studied the sky,
Arrived to give homage with rich offerings.
 
Though Herod the king feared the end of his reign
And killed the children there,
The angel warned Joseph, who fled his domain
With Mary and Jesus, as God did ordain
To answer His own people’s prayer.
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In so many cases, there is a disconnect to Bible stories. Both when we read of great deeds of the past and when we see films like The Ten Commandments, the characters take on mythological qualities that cause us to forget that they were real people, dealing with everyday life just like us, whom God chose for extraordinary purposes. The Nativity Story brilliantly emphasizes the humanity and vulnerability of Mary and Joseph, making them more relatable and real than any Sunday school lesson could.

Keisha Castle-Hughes plays a sensitive and courageous Mary, though I wish she didn’t look so continually melancholy. Oscar Isaac is the best Joseph I’ve seen thus far, presenting Joseph as the good man mentioned in the Bible but demonstrating that being righteous does not come without temptation and doubt. Their relationship is cool at first but slowly grows as Mary recognizes what a loving and honorable man she has married. Ciaran Hinds once again proves his skill as a villain as the brooding King Herod, and Shaun Toub of Iron Man is believably frustrated as Mary’s misunderstanding father. Shohreh Aghdashloo plays the trusting Elizabeth, and it’s interesting that this well-known Muslim actress is playing a Jewish character in a Christian movie.

Though it is clearly a Christian film, it isn’t preachy and utilizes more of the show-don’t-tell method, such as when Herod’s soldiers overlook humble Joseph and his pregnant wife because they are looking for a man of power. The actors themselves were touched by the film as well: Oscar Isaac said in an interview that in the scene in which he begs God for a sign, he actually saw a remarkably beautiful sunrise and had to hide his own awe.

The filmmakers took some creative license, such as downplaying the angel’s proclamation to the shepherds (probably for budget reasons), but the actual nativity scene is the most moving depiction of Jesus’ birth I’ve seen on film. There’s also the familiar misconception that the Magi were present with the shepherds, but that’s a minor objection.

I first saw The Nativity Story in the theater, and it has since become another Christmas Day tradition, a wonderful way to recall the real reason for the season. It’s not the most exciting movie, but it brings a simple Bible story to life in a relatable and beautiful way.

Best line: (Joseph, as villagers are glaring at their departure) “They’re going to miss us.”

 
Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: 6
Originality: 8
Watchability: 7
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60
 

Next: #149 – Overboard

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Cinderella (1950)

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(This one’s best sung to the tune of ”Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo”)
 
A dad with bad taste
Re-wed and replaced
His dead wife with someone much worse.
When he too died, his own daughter was faced
With a stepmother and curse.
 
This sweet little lass
Endured all the sass
And cruelty from stepsisters too.
Poor Cinderella was now second class
With all the housework to do.
 
The king of the land
Then plotted and planned
To get his son smitten and wed,
So he decided to throw a ball grand
With a desirable spread.
 
Though Stepmother tried
To keep her hands tied
And have Cinderella not go,
Her mousy friends made her fair as a bride,
Ready to leave even so.
 
The stepsisters, sore,
Then ranted and tore
Her beautiful dress and then left,
Sure she would not be ideal anymore,
Crying, depressed, and bereft.
 
A fairy (no price)
Then fixed her up nice,
With beautiful carriage and dress,
Making the horses from regular mice,
Happy to favor and bless.
 
That night at the ball,
When she came to call,
The prince and she danced through the night,
But the spell ended when midnight did fall,
So she abruptly took flight.
 
Almost an impasse,
A slipper of glass
Was all the prince had to find her.
So they just tried it on every young lass,
Only one way to be sure.
 
Though Stepmother tried
To lock up and hide
The fair Cinderella from this,
Hers was the slipper that she could provide,
Hers was the wedding and bliss.
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Here we have a Disney fairy tale at its most classic, complete with evil stepmother, fairy godmother, handsome prince, a midnight deadline, cute talking animal sidekicks, and storybook ending. Though Shrek and Enchanted would riff and parody these elements, Cinderella made them defining aspects of the genre, at least in film.

A staple for young audiences everywhere (and one of my VC’s childhood favorites), Cinderella is entirely sincere but doesn’t get overly saccharine. While it remained in the same mold, Cinderella was a huge improvement over Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, particularly in casting a female lead who could sing without breaking glass. The mice, who must have escaped from NIMH, are surprisingly helpful, and much of the film’s visual interest stems from seeing ordinary rooms and objects from a Borrower-like perspective, not to mention the Tom-and-Jerry-style antics with Lucifer. (Seriously, what kind of person would name their cat Lucifer?!) The rodents’ squeaky voices are more endearing than annoying and far less irritating than, say, the Minions from Despicable Me.

The animation never gets quite as impressive as some scenes in Pinocchio, but it’s still a lovely reminder of the beauty of hand-drawn animation. The music perhaps isn’t the type to get stuck in one’s head, but “A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes” recalls the wistfulness of “Someday My Prince Will Come,” as does the waltzing “So This Is Love.” The mice’s song “Cinderelly” and the bouncing ”Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” are the most memorable and fun, the kind to which kids (such as my VC in former years) love to sing along.

Writing this, I’ve found it difficult to not use “classic” for every other word, but that is the best term for the entire film. It’s more modern and entertaining than Snow White but would still never be made nowadays. (I’m waiting to see how Disney modernizes the live-action version next year.) It’s a snapshot of Disney earnestness, a cute, inspiring, ultimately satisfying fairy tale that adults can wax nostalgic for even as they introduce it to their own children.

Best line: (Cinderella, singing; sometimes we need a little of this to balance out contemporary cynicism) “A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. Have faith in your dreams, and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 8
Entertainment: 7
Visual Effects: 10
Originality: 8
Watchability: 6
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60
 

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Les Miserables (1998)

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Jean Valjean, a thieving con,
A man who stole some bread,
Got nineteen years of blood and tears
That left his spirit dead.
 
When on parole, he wrongly stole,
And when they caught the debtor,
A bishop freed him of the deed
And told him to be better.
 
This saved his soul; he broke parole,
And started his life o’er.
Out of distress, he found success,
A changed man to the core.
 
With altered name, he won some fame
And rose to be a mayor,
But then one day, to his dismay,
He once more meets Javert.
 
This rule-obsessed, persistent pest
Was once his prison guard.
Valjean’s strong face revives the chase,
For mania’s die hard.
 
Meanwhile, unseen, the poor Fantine
Is found out and dismissed.
She is reviled for a child
Who should not exist.
 
Arrested soon, she finds a boon
When Valjean helps her plight
And proves compassion’s still in fashion,
Sparking Javert’s spite.
 
But when a pawn some call Valjean
Will soon receive his blame,
The real Valjean cannot go on
And let him bear his shame.
 
Before the court, he gives report
Of who he really is.
His doubts fulfilled, Javert is thrilled,
And victory is his.
 
His words are mean, which kills Fantine,
And Valjean flees Javert.
In Fantine’s debt, he finds Cosette
And takes her in his care.
 
Cosette and he discreetly flee
To Paris, where they find
A place to live in, and they’re given
Walls to hide behind.
 
A decade gone, and Jean Valjean
Still loves Cosette, now grown.
Despite the years, he still has fears
And won’t leave her alone.
 
Yet young romance still has its chance,
And though her father’s wary,
Affections show for France’s foe,
A revolutionary.
 
They meet each night, out of Jean’s sight,
While Marius prepares
To soon ignite a hopeless fight
So freedom can be theirs.
 
Again Javert attempts to snare
Valjean, but he is caught.
Amid parades, the barricades
Arise from what they’ve got.
 
Because Cosette can’t help but fret,
Valjean locates her swain.
With mercy rare, he frees Javert,
Who thinks this act insane.
 
Amid attack, upon his back
Valjean conveys the boy.
Through sewers dank and dark and rank,
He saves his daughter’s joy.
 
Valjean is caught; Javert’s distraught
When mercy makes its plea.
The strict Javert just cannot bear
To break his own decree.
He leaves Valjean and can’t go on;
At last Valjean is free.
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Not to be confused with the more recent adaptation of the stage musical, this 1998 version of Les Miserables was the first version I saw, though I also enjoyed the 1978 version with Richard Jordan and Anthony Perkins. It doesn’t have the rousing musical numbers that thousands have come to love, but the drama flows smoothly in its elegant reworking of Victor Hugo’s classic novel.

Liam Neeson is a marvelous Jean Valjean, exhibiting both his early brutishness and his reformed piety with equal skill. Little flashes of his temper toward Cosette realistically reveal remnants of his past ruthlessness, and though his religion is seen only in passing after the bishop’s gift, his whole performance showcases the main moral of the story (at least for me): man’s potential to change his life for the better. Geoffrey Rush is equally excellent as probably the best Javert I’ve seen. Though his final act is a bit puzzling, he is entirely convincing in his narrow-minded devotion to the law. Uma Thurman as Fantine, a young Claire Danes as Cosette, and Hans Matheson as Marius likewise fill their roles admirably. While a few over-explanatory scenes seem a tad stiff toward the beginning, other scenes easily impress with large crowds, recalling the cast-of-thousands epics of yesteryear.

I very much enjoyed the 2012 musical version with Hugh Jackman, and I find it interesting to compare this film with that one. While the well-lyricized songs allow the musical to eloquently gloss over certain scenes, the 1998 Les Miserables gives some added details, such as Valjean’s touching care for Fantine and a less rushed romance between Cosette and Marius. The courtroom scene in which Valjean reveals his identity is particularly good in both versions for different reasons: whereas the song “Who Am I?” superbly evoked his moral struggle with its stunning climax, there’s also something to be said for Neeson’s inner turmoil culminating to a more developed revelation of himself. Also, at least one person I’ve read mentioned that morally Fantine didn’t seem deserving of heaven in the 2012 film, but this version made it clearer that she had indeed repented of her sins.

The 1998 film does leave out many subplots, including Eponine, a larger role for the Thenardiers, and the more tragic conclusion of the book and musical, but these omissions serve to streamline the plot and not let it feel over-stuffed, as the 2012 version did at times. I especially liked the conclusion, which seemed more hopeful and optimistic. (For some reason, I did find the denouement of Valjean walking away with a relieved expression on his face to be strangely reminiscent of the final scene of Marathon Man. Maybe it’s just me.) Some lovers of the musical may find this version lacking, but it’s a stylish period piece that handsomely puts the best of the novel onto the screen.

Best line: (Fantine, to Valjean) “But you don’t understand, I’m a whore… and Cosette has no father.“  (Valjean) “She has the Lord. He is her father. And you’re His creation. In His eyes, you have never been anything but an innocent and…beautiful woman.”

 
Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: 7
Originality: 7
Watchability: 7
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60
 

Next: #151 – Cinderella

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A League of Their Own (1992)

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Back when baseball was a sport
Belonging just to men,
It took the likes of World War II
To widen people’s ken.
 
Since men were scarce, a chocolate “nut”
Financed a women’s league
To keep ball-lovers entertained
And battle war fatigue.
 
The scouts were out, collecting girls,
From south and north and west.
In Oregon, two rival sisters
Played ball and impressed.
 
The lovely Dottie always caused
Resentment in young Kit,
Who didn’t share the looks and skills
That made her sis a hit.
 
The sixteen girls that earned their way
To be a Rockford Peach
Competed well, despite some boors,
And fame was in their reach.
 
Their manager named Jimmy Dugan,
Once a home-run great,
At first spent all the innings drunk
And slept from state to state.
 
Yet as the Peaches won more games
And garnered crowds of fans,
He took more of an interest
And made signals with his hands.
 
He coached them rather harshly
As they earned themselves a name,
But Kit continued to desire
Dottie’s easy fame.
 
When Dottie thought of leaving
After Kit had had enough,
The younger girl was traded,
And she stormed off in a huff.
 
The women’s league world series
Brought a thrill to all involved,
And as the Peaches played well,
Kit’s concerns were far from solved.
 
But Dottie helped her sister out,
As well as her new team,
When she appeared to drop the ball
To boost Kit’s self-esteem.
 
Although the Peaches failed to win,
They served to represent
That playing like a girl perhaps
Was just a compliment.
 
Years later, they were honored
In the Baseball Hall of Fame,
And most were reunited
For a sentimental game.
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Laverne and Shirley’s Penny Marshall had directed some pretty darn good films, including Jumpin’ Jack Flash and Big, and A League of Their Own continued her streak. With an all-star cast of actors who hadn’t quite reached their full stardom yet, it shone a funny spotlight on a subject few had considered for decades, a women’s baseball league that ran from 1943 to 1954. Not trying to be too historically accurate, it allows the humor and humanity to flow in a surprisingly entertaining way.

Lori Petty and Geena Davis were in their prime as Kit Keller and Dottie Hinson, and, though Kit’s jealousy seems juvenile, their competitive sisterly relationship is still realistic and paints both of them sympathetically. Madonna also makes a memorable appearance as Mae and, in one scene, dances well enough to win Dancing with the Stars. I’m not a big fan of Rosie O’Donnell, but her distinctively loud voice works well on the ball field and she gets some hilarious one-liners, like “Let’s make like a bread truck and haul buns” or “I’m so depressed, I could eat a cow.” Other up-and-coming players like Megan Cavanaugh, Anne Ramsay, Renée Coleman, and Tea Leoni also have smaller roles, as do Jon Lovitz and David Strathairn. The best role, of course, goes to Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan, and, though he’s an utter jerk for the first half of his performance, his comedy is so effortless that Jimmy is still somehow endearing, even as he screams the famous line “There’s no crying in baseball!”

A League of Their Own isn’t really a “meet ‘em and move on” movie in the traditional sense, but it does have a number of memorable characters and a similar kind of ending that brings back most of them in a nostalgic, heart-tugging way. Revisiting all the older versions of the girls gives greater depth to the plot, by making this baseball interlude a defining time in their lives. Whoever cast the older versions of the actors did an excellent job in finding aged look-alikes; Lynn Cartwright as the older Dottie and Kathleen Butler as the older Kit share an amazing resemblance with their younger counterparts.

Overall, A League of Their Own presents how girls broke down barriers simply by enjoying a ball game. (A brief scene of a black woman throwing the ball to them and nodding knowingly brought home that point.) Whether you love baseball or not, this film is a funny and dramatic look at a lesser-known bit of sports history. Who wouldn’t want to see Mrs. Little, Tank Girl, Evita, Turk from Tarzan, the Evil Leaper, and that lady from “Mad About You” all playing ball together, with Forrest Gump cheering from the sidelines?

Best line: (Dottie, considering leaving baseball) “It just got too hard.”   (Jimmy) “It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. The hard… is what makes it great. “

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 9
Watchability: 9
Other (touching, meet-‘em-and-move-on-style end): +4
Other (language): -1
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60
 

Next: #152 – Les Miserables (1998)

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The Homecoming: A Christmas Story (1971)

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Depression-time Virginia, on a snowy Christmas Eve:
The Walton children wish their daddy hadn’t had to leave.
He had to find some work, but as the sun begins to set,
His wife can’t help but worry since he hasn’t come home yet.
The eldest, John-Boy, helps to babysit each sis and brother
By having them crack walnuts and not argue with each other.
 
Though John-Boy helps bring in a tree, his mother worries more
When he is doing something, locked behind his bedroom door.
A turkey-thieving Robin Hood who goes by Charlie Snead
Drops off a gift for Livy and her many mouths to feed.
As she prepares their dinner, she finds out what John-Boy’s hiding:
A simple private journal and the dream of one day writing.
 
Encouraging her firstborn, Livy gives him hasty hope,
Then sends him after Daddy to allow herself to cope.
For transportation, John-Boy first tries Charlie Snead, who’s got
A car he’s glad to lend him, though the bandit has been caught.
When John-Boy then runs out of gas, he finds some welcome aid
From Hawthorne, a black preacher, and a social call is paid.
 
The whiskey-brewing Baldwin sisters may not be all there,
But after proper courtesy, they have a sleigh to share.
The journey sadly is cut short, and John-Boy comes back home,
With no new news of John for all the places he did roam.
His mother cannot take it, and her temper rears its head,
Yet there is nothing to be done but wait and go to bed.
 
But suddenly they hear a noise, and John is at the door
With loads of Santa’s presents they were hardly hoping for!
He hitch-hiked and then walked the rest to reach his home that night,
And though his paycheck’s nearly spent, he loves the kids’ delight.
He even lends his full support to John-Boy’s writing call,
And living off of love, the Waltons bid “Good night” to all.
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Like It’s a Wonderful Life, The Homecoming is a Christmas tradition in my house. Since The Homecoming acted as a TV movie pilot for the classic show The Waltons, it shares much of the appeal of that series: old-fashioned values, cute and relatable kids, and an overall sense of nostalgia. Indeed, the whole film (and most of the series) possesses a unique wistfulness, like a fond childhood memory of days that are no more. Of course, that’s exactly what it is, an embellished chronicle of the younger years of Earl Hamner, Jr., the real John-Boy Walton (and Clayboy Spencer in the Fonda flick Spencer’s Mountain).

I and the majority of people nowadays are too young to remember these Depression days of “Roosevelt will save us” optimism, of reliance on neighborly goodwill but not charity (except when necessary and convenient), of trudging through the snow to retrieve a runaway cow, of trying to explain a stock market crash to children when one doesn’t understand it fully oneself, of throwing caution to the wind for the sake of some brief, carefree smiles. Still, the way in which they’re presented make them seem closer and more engaging than reading a history book. The Waltons feel like real people; Olivia, played by Roald Dahl’s wife Patricia Neal, realistically waits and watches for her far-flung husband; little Elizabeth sincerely explains how she plans to not grow up; older Mary Ellen considers herself smarter than the rest as she enters the growing pains of her “terrible teens”; John-Boy spends hours searching for his father on a wild goose chase that, for some, is surprisingly easy to relate to. John-Boy’s dream of being a writer is a particularly sympathetic touchstone for me, as I and countless others aspire to the same thing.

For those familiar with The Waltons, there are plenty of familiar faces. Richard Thomas originated the role of John-Boy and continued to play him for most of the television series and several TV movies. All the other children are the same as well (Judy Norton as sassy Mary Ellen, Jon Walmsley as musical Jason, Mary McDonough as the snitch Erin, Eric Scott as mischievous Ben, David Harper as shaggy-headed Jim-Bob, and Kami Cotler as adorable, freckle-faced Elizabeth), as is Ellen Corby as Grandma Esther Walton. All the other roles are different, from Andrew Duggan as John Walton to Edgar Bergen as Grandpa Ebenezer (not Zebulon?) Walton. Various other changed roles include storeowner Ike Godsey, the batty bootlegging Baldwin sisters, and the less familiar characters Hawthorne Dooley and Charlie Snead. Overall, though I enjoy the colorful cast of the film, I much prefer the actors in The Waltons (Miss Michael Learned, Ralph Waite, Joe Conley, etc.). In my opinion, the recasting only made the show better.

I haven’t always been, but I’m a Virginia lover of late, and part of my family’s attraction to Virginia was based in the lovely Appalachian scenery of The Waltons. (The show was filmed in California, but it looks like Appalachia. Likewise, The Homecoming was filmed in Wyoming’s Teton National Park, even though it’s also set in Virginia.) So the location of the film and show has special meaning to me too, since few movies mention familiar names like Charlottesville and my former city of residence Waynesboro.

The Homecoming (and The Waltons) is family entertainment at its purest, focusing on a tight-knit family overcoming problems of the day through love and togetherness. All the later Waltons TV movies are good and inspiring in their own ways, but The Homecoming effortlessly creates a bygone era and fills it with one of the most lovable and relatable cast of characters to grace the screen. Some might find it boring, but in this age of edgy and boundary-pushing television, it’s nice to retreat into the simpler world of the Walton family and remember that TV need not be shocking or provocative to be entertaining; it just has to be good.

Best line: (pompous, toy-bearing missionary) “This year, I said to the ladies of our society, ‘Why look to some foreign country for heathens, when the Blue Ridge Mountains are filled with them?’”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 8
Watchability: 9
Other (pure, rustic nostalgia): +5
 
TOTAL: 47 out of 60
 

Next: #153 – A League of Their Own

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