The Hunger Games (2012) and Catching Fire (2013)

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(Major spoilers ahead)
 
The land of Panem has twelve districts or so,
Who all rose up seventy-four years ago.
The Capitol beat them and since has drawn names
Of two teens from each district to fight Hunger Games,
A televised, glamorized duel to the death,
Which only ends once a lone victor draws breath.
 
In poor District 12, Katniss Everdeen wants
To help sister Primrose and mom, so she hunts.
She goes with young Prim and her handsome friend Gale
To the annual Reaping, where all their hopes fail.
The vain Effie Trinket draws Prim, who had fears,
But Katniss steps forward, and she volunteers.
 
Once Peeta Mellark, the town baker’s son,
Is picked as the male and goodbyes are all done,
They leave on a train that is meant for the rich
And meet the lone victor from 12 named Haymitch.
He may be a drunk, but he gives them advice:
To earn sponsors, they have to act friendly and nice.
 
Like Effie, the Capitol’s full of vain posers,
Multi-hued, glossily shallow brownnosers.
Their stylist Cinna can’t help but admire
Brave Katniss. His clothing designs can catch fire;
This earns welcome praise as both tributes hold hands,
Making 12 the new favorite for those in the stands.
 
As Peeta and Katniss are lavished with pleasures,
They’re rather uncomfortable with all these treasures.
In training, they both earn some slight recognition
From twenty-two others, who’ll be competition.
While Peeta can paint camouflage and is strong,
It’s Katniss the archer who shines all along.
 
In televised interviews, Peeta admits
That he’s loved Katniss secretly, giving her fits,
But this makes them popular, letting folks delve
Into tales of the two star-crossed lovers from 12.
Though scared when the day of the contest arrives,
Both Katniss and Peeta will fight for their lives.
 
A forest environment is their terrain,
And both avoid being the first of the slain.
While Katniss runs off to try hiding from view,
Her counterpart Peeta joins with 1 and 2,
Who’ve teamed up to hunt down the weak that remain
Before they start fighting each other again.
 
The gamemaker Seneca Crane uses flame
To drive Katniss back to the heart of the game.
When cornered by tributes, she takes out a foe
By dropping a wasp nest on those down below.
Assisted by District 11’s young Rue,
She blows up the enemies’ food supply too.
 
When Rue meets her death and her friend is grieved by it,
The men in 11 start causing a riot.
To give people hope, Crane adjusts what has been
So that Katniss and Peeta can both perhaps win.
She finds him and helps save his life and, what’s more,
Confesses her love, just as he had before.
 
Attacked by Crane’s beasts, they seek refuge until
They’re assaulted by one last opponent to kill.
When they are alone and they think that they’ve won,
They’re told that the earlier change is undone.
With poisonous berries, they bluff suicide,
But needing a victor, Crane’s fit to be tied.
 
Crane lets them both win, a choice sure to cause strife,
And for this decision, he pays with his life.
Both Katniss and Peeta, relieved from the threat,
Return to 12, maybe to try and forget.
But threats exist outside the Hunger Games, though,
And they have displeased mighty President Snow.
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Though Katniss and Peeta have safely returned
To bleak District 12 with the prize that they’ve earned,
Though they now have comfort they never have known,
Poor Katniss feels guilt with no way to atone.
 
They now have to go on a victory tour
To give people hope, which is misery’s cure,
But President Snow knows that Peeta and she
Were faking their love for the districts to see.
 
He says that they’d better convince with their act
And make folks believe, to keep Panem intact.
He shows her a picture to say, if they fail,
He’ll punish their loved ones, including friend Gale.
 
Yet, by the people, they are not endorsed;
They’re not in the mood for a love that seems forced.
They want to rebel, just as Katniss had done
When she used the berries to spoil Snow’s fun.
 
They mingle and mix at a Capitol ball,
And how people live cannot help but appall.
There Katniss runs into Plutarch Heavensbee,
The newest gamemaker who took the job free.
 
When Katniss suggests she and Peeta be wed
To keep people happy, though strife is widespread,
This Plutarch tells Snow that they ought to crack down
To make people hate her in her wedding gown.
 
Snow’s soldiers attack on a much larger scale,
And Katniss steps in when they start whipping Gale.
This open defiance leads Snow to desire
The victors destroyed to extinguish the fire.
 
The seventy-fifth Hunger Games will excel
At granting his wish; it’s a rare Quarter Quell,
And Snow soon announces that tributes will come
From the group of contestants who’ve already won.
 
Since Katniss is 12’s only female to win,
It’s Peeta or Haymitch who’ll also be in.
When Haymitch is picked, Peeta does volunteer
To fight beside Katniss just like the last year.
 
They meet prior victors, like Finnick Odair,
Who’s friendly but cocky and acts debonair,
And Beetee and Wiress, who let science fight,
And 7’s Johanna, who’s forward all right.
 
They train as before, but the tributes are sore
For having to fight for survival once more.
They try to subvert the support for the games
But are not successful at thwarting Snow’s aims.
 
For using his fashions to rouse and incite,
Her stylist Cinna is dragged from her sight.
The Games then begin, as the tributes all rise
And figure out who are their chosen allies.
 
They fight on a lake and then everyone hides
In the jungle that stretches away on all sides.
Both Katniss and Peeta join Finnick of 4
And run into force fields and dangers galore.
 
First near-deadly shocks and then poisonous mist
And then killer monkeys, and all they resist.
They flee to the center and find, through a yell,
Johanna and Wiress and Beetee as well.
 
They realize this place is set up like a clock,
With dangers in sections and force fields that block.
Soon Wiress is killed, and the whole clock is spun
To mess up their plan and confuse everyone.
 
Still, Beetee decides they must go to a tree,
Where huge lightning bolts strike regularly.
From there they can shock all the foes that remain,
And what follows that is not made very plain.
 
The group is ambushed as they try Beetee’s route;
Johanna cuts Katniss’s tracker right out.
She’s cut off from Peeta and goes to the tree
To find Beetee hurt to an unknown degree.
 
Confused at what’s happening, Katniss is given
A chance to shoot Finnick; instead, she is driven
To shoot up an arrow connected to wire,
Which shocks the arena and causes a fire.
 
The whole dome shuts down, leaving Snow quite aghast,
And Heavensbee’s gone, having gotten out fast.
Though Katniss is injured, she still is okay
And sees a ship swoop in and lift her away.
 
She wakens to learn Heavensbee’s on her side,
And half of the tributes were slyly allied.
The plan all along was to get Katniss free,
And take her to District 13 covertly.
 
But Katniss is mad at Haymitch and distraught,
For Peeta, as well as Johanna, were caught.
She further learns Gale and her family are fine,
But District 12’s gone, and now Snow’s crossed the line.
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I was initially dubious about The Hunger Games, viewing a tale of juvenile gladiatorial games as a new low in a culture craving “bread and circuses.” I had not read Suzanne Collins’s books and had only heard rumors about their violence and unfortunately young fan base. Once I finally saw the film, I was impressed, not only at how relatively restrained the bloodshed was but also at how the themes of violence were subtly denounced and subverted by stronger themes of compassion and sacrifice. For instance, Katniss only kills in self-defense (and even that haunted her afterward), and her grief at Rue’s death includes a beautiful tribute both to the fallen friend and to extinguished innocence itself. It still bothers me that a seven-year-old at my church was singing its praises, but The Hunger Games is certainly a worthwhile story for young adults and up.

Then the second film made it even better. Not only did it avoid the kids-killing-kids concerns (I know, adults killing adults isn’t much better), but it provided a much stronger freedom-fighting angle while retaining the positive themes and laudable characters. Not to mention the action of the Games themselves, at once clever and frightening, with a touch of paranoia, moral quandaries, and relieving humor. In both films, it takes an inordinate amount of time just to reach the titular tournament, but this setup is necessary for the characters and the drama to build to the climax, which doesn’t disappoint.

I probably admire the second film more, thanks to its more detailed arena and its game-changing twist ending, but my VC enjoys the first more because it develops its characters further. Catching Fire does suffer from a host of new secondary characters that we aren’t given quite enough time to trust, much less grow fond of, such as Finnick and Johanna. Yet I was distressed by Cinna’s fate, even though he only had some brief scenes in the first film; I expect the other characters will grow similarly in the next two installments of the series.

The love triangle is uninspired, but there’s little negative to say about Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth as Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, respectively. At this point, I believe these will be their most enduring roles. Supporting players are also at the top of their games, including Woody Harrelson as drunk but faithful Haymitch, Elizabeth Banks as vain but surprisingly caring Effie Trinket, Donald Sutherland as the menacing President Snow, and the late Philip Seymour Hoffman as turncoat Plutarch Heavensbee.

Post-Harry Potter, The Hunger Games remains the shining example of a young-adult-book-sensation-turned-movie-series. Twilight tried and failed; Percy Jackson tried and didn’t exactly succeed; and further attempts to match its success have continued this year with Divergent, The Giver, and The Maze Runner. It’s not every film that features some pop culture-worthy lines and an instantly recognizable whistle. The quality of acting, script, and overall production sets The Hunger Games apart and manages to overcome its less pleasant aspects. I’m not one to jump on many band wagons, and, not having read the books, I’m unsure how the next two films will work without the integral Games, but I’m definitely looking forward to Mockingjay – Part 1 (even though Part 1 = the Quest for More Money). Who isn’t?

Best line from The Hunger Games: (President Snow, speaking for any authoritarian dictatorship) “Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous. Spark is fine, as long as it’s contained.”

Best line from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire: (Katniss) “Nobody decent ever wins the games.”   (Haymitch) “Nobody ever wins the games. Period. There are survivors. There’s no winners.”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: 10
Originality: 8
Watchability: 8 (surprisingly)
Other (violence): -1
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #114 – The Right Stuff

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

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John Connor is ten and a bit of a punk
And thinks his mom’s tales of the future are bunk,
But two Terminators time-travel there still,
The one to protect him, the other to kill.
 
One looks like the cyborg from ten years ago,
Who sought Sarah Connor, but now he’s no foe.
The other’s mimetic and liquid-metallic
And has his sights set on the fledgling smart aleck.
 
The good Terminator saves John from the other,
And John then insists that they rescue his mother,
Who’s gone off the deep end with her apprehension
And had to be locked up in mental detention.
 
They barely escape and intend to head south,
But Sarah learns more from their cyborg’s own mouth.
She plots to dispatch Miles Dyson, the man
Developing Skynet according to plan.
 
She cannot go through with her cruel homicide,
But when Miles hears of destruction worldwide,
He helps them to enter his lab that same night
To wipe out the research that leads to their plight.
 
They blow up the lab, which is Dyson’s undoing,
And flee with the bad T-1000 pursuing.
Within a steel mill, he is shattered to bits
But reintegrates since he can’t call it quits.
 
A chase and assault and grenade to the chest
At last leaves it melted and un-coalesced.
John’s faithful protector knows this won’t suffice;
To stave off the future, he pays the last price
And stops Judgment Day with a brave sacrifice. (or so it seems….)
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The first Terminator was an effective combination of sci-fi, horror, and action, but its acclaimed 1991 sequel pitches the horror in favor of all-out, jaw-dropping action (sort of like Cameron’s Aliens, though that still had plenty of nightmare fodder). I’m sure it was tricky turning such an iconic villain into a force for good, but James Cameron did just that, earning Arnold Schwarzenegger’s T-800 a spot on both AFI top Heroes list and their Villains list.

The film starts out with mounds of human skulls, so the audience will know they’re in for a good time. This bleak future provides a goal for the characters, namely to prevent it, and the setup with the two time travelers keeps it unclear who belongs to the dark side. Robert Patrick as the T-1000 acts human enough at first, leaving doubts as to whether he’s another cyborg or a freedom fighter like the first film’s Kyle Reece (though the trailers gave that away from the start).

The robots are perfectly cast, but the humans are less than ideal. Edward Furlong has the required leadership potential for John Connor, but he’s a foul-mouthed delinquent who doesn’t deserve termination but certainly prosecution. Likewise, Sarah Connor is no longer an attractive waitress but a haunted, violent nutcase whose tales of the future have gotten her committed. Their cause is admirable, but they’re hardly admirable as people.

The film itself has plenty of brief but deep themes (women create life while men tend to destroy; the potential and need to value human life), though it doesn’t even try to address the paradoxes they create in attempting to change the future. It’s also interesting how Sarah Connor’s extreme concern for life becomes a disregard for life when she sets her sights on Dyson, practically turning her into a Terminator before she remembers her humanity. T2 contributed some famous lines to pop culture, like the kick-butt “Hasta la vista, baby” while also offering a unique reversal of lines from the first film, such as “Come with me if you want to live,” which I actually attributed to this film before I was reminded that Reece said it first. Let’s face it: Arnold does say it better than Michael Biehn.

And I haven’t even mentioned the Oscar-winning, cutting-edge effects. The water column in The Abyss was impressive enough, but the malleable T-1000 is a true achievement in special effects and a huge leap forward compared with films even a couple years before. Honestly, the visual effects are still Oscar-worthy by today’s standards, even 23 years old. As with the first film, the chase scenes are a main focus but are ramped up to epic heights with helicopters and trucks carrying liquid nitrogen. The first half contains most of the objectionable content, including some shockingly violent scenes, but the second half is nearly perfect, with ultimate action, awesome explosions, and a lower body count.

Terminator 2 could easily have ended the franchise, and, as yet another reboot is being prepared for a 2015 release, it’s hard to imagine any Terminator film topping it. I’d much rather see it cut, but it’s one heck of a sci-fi joy ride.

Best line (avoiding the obvious): (Sarah, in a voiceover) “Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 10
Visual Effects: 10
Originality: 10
Watchability: 9
Other (language, violence): -6
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #115 – The Hunger Games and Catching Fire

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The Mask of Zorro (1998)

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Don Diego de la Vega is the hero of the poor
Known as Zorro, who has allies and sworn enemies galore.
When the governor Montero learns of his identity,
He arrests him and abducts his child Elena wickedly.
 
Twenty years go by before Montero seeks his captive foe,
Bringing his adopted daughter back with him to Mexico.
De la Vega then escapes, intent on his revenge and hate,
But the sight of his Elena causes him to hesitate.
 
In the meantime, Alejandro Murrieta is well-known
As a bandit with his brother, but he soon is all alone.
Army Captain Love attacks and cruelly claims his partners twain,
Prompting in him dreams of vengeance, which at this point are in vain.
 
Zorro takes young Alejandro, seeing some potential there,
And he trains him in sword fighting in his secret Zorro lair.
After lessons hard and long, the newest Zorro tries his hand,
Posing as a wealthy don to learn of what Montero’s planned.
 
Alejandro is intrigued by beautiful Elena, who
Cannot help but be enamored of this masked intruder too.
When Montero tells his plot to buy the nation with bravado,
He shows off poor peasants forced to labor in his El Dorado.
 
Alejandro steals a map and fences in the poor’s defense,
Even as the bad guys try mass murder to hide evidence.
Both the Zorros, old and recent, battle their respective foes,
And Elena helps their struggle, thanks to shocking truths she knows.
 
Alejandro takes revenge, and de la Vega follows suit,
Though the latter man is wounded, dying worthy of salute.
Alejandro weds Elena now that justice has been won,
And he shares their grand adventure with Joaquin, their infant son.
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The Mask of Zorro isn’t exactly an origin story, but a changing of the guard from one Zorro to the next, a difficult endeavor that was amazingly satisfying. The opening action scene of Errol Flynn-style derring-do conveys a lifetime of such heroics, and expert thespian Anthony Hopkins as the elderly Zorro pulls it off, even if his accent is out of place. Antonio Banderas fits in perfectly both because he is actually Hispanic and because his swashbuckling swagger is one of the film’s main pleasures. Banderas was a natural at sword fighting, according to fight choreographer Bob Anderson, and I’m not surprised. Another big draw is his on-screen chemistry with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who manages a seductive Latina allure despite being Welsh.

The film is basically a revenge tale set against a historical backdrop. Historical events, such as the Mexican-American War, are mentioned in passing, and Alejandro’s brother and accomplice were real Mexican bandits who met the same grisly fate (more or less) as in the film. Any historical inaccuracies are not as glaring as in the 2005 sequel The Legend of Zorro, which pales in comparison to the drama of this original.

Though a few scenes during de la Vega’s prison escape recall Spartacus and The Count of Monte Cristo, the film is still dashingly original while paying tribute to its many predecessors from the first half of the century. At a time when overblown reboots were just starting to become the Hollywood norm, The Mask of Zorro favored practical stunts and emotional narrative over gimmicks or cinematic extravagance. It’s a thrilling and mostly clean film (aside from one or two scenes) that brings to life one of the original “superheroes” of pulp fiction.

Best line: (Diego, referring to Alejandro’s sword) “Do you know how to use that thing?”   (Alejandro) “Yeah, the pointy end goes into the other man.”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: 9
Originality: 7
Watchability: 8
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #116 – Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

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When ten-year-old Elliot hears things behind
His house but his friends don’t believe,
He has an encounter (it’s of the third kind),
Which makes him stay up the next eve.
 
He welcomes an alien into his home,
Since it doesn’t seem dangerous,
And stays home from school to attend to the gnome,
Who’s hungry and quite curious.
 
Once Elliot’s siblings uneasily meet
The squat little creature from space,
They keep him a secret, and yet ‘cross the street
The government watches the place.
 
A croaker dissection debacle in class
Reveals Elliot and E.T.
Both share a connection, but E.T., alas,
Is rapidly growing sickly.
 
The extra-terrestrial makes a transmitter
They set up on Halloween night,
But when they next find the unfortunate critter,
He’s nearing his death, a pale white.
 
The government moves in to monitor him
But cannot save Elliot’s friend.
It’s not till his spaceship is close that his vim
And vigor return in the end.
 
A chase upon bicycles races and flies
From those scientists’ interfering,
And E.T. and Elliot say their goodbyes
Before his ship soars from the clearing.
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Often considered one of the finest science fiction movies ever made, I tend to think E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is a little overrated. Nevertheless, it’s one of those timeless friendship stories that captured people’s hearts much more than another alien film The Thing, which was released the same month.

The majority of films in general feel like simply a paycheck for the filmmakers, but E.T. is one of those in which director Spielberg’s palpable affection for the material is obvious. Inspired by his own childhood imaginary friend, E.T. himself is a wonder of practical effects. Nowadays he would have been a CGI creation (and was for a few scenes of the 2002 re-release), but the use of puppetry gives him a more realistic presence, aided by the amalgamation of sounds and voices Ben Burtt used for his vocalizing.

There have been plenty of critical deconstructions of the film, with analysts comparing it to Peter Pan, The Wizard of Oz, and even the story of Jesus. I believe there’s a point where one can dig too deep, though some of these ideas are interesting, such as both E.T. and Elliot being “alienated” in different ways, E.T. by his abandonment and Elliot by the absence of his father. The film doesn’t actually say some familiar wildlife clichés, such as “He’s as scared of you as you are of him” and “He must be free to live,” but it obliquely applies them in an alien pet context. Along with these potentially deep themes, the film throws in a good deal of humor, such as some sly Star Wars references and Elliot’s drunken reaction when E.T. drinks a beer. Henry Thomas as Elliot and a young Drew Barrymore as Gertie got most of the praise, but I very much liked Robert MacNaughton as older brother Michael, who delivers some of the funniest lines.

It’s not quite perfect: Peter Coyote’s involvement is never fully explained, nor is why he went out to the forest at the beginning or why he began surveillance of Elliot’s house. Also, the space suit invasion scene has got to be one of the cheesiest sequences in an otherwise sterling film. Even so, with an iconic, high-flying John Williams score and a number of classic scenes (the moon scene even became Spielberg’s logo for Amblin Entertainment), E.T. is a time-honored heart-tugger that successfully pulled off the he’s-dead-no-wait-never-mind cliché and reminded audiences that not all visitors from space are unfriendly.

Best line: (Elliot) “He’s a man from outer space, and we’re taking him to his spaceship.”
(Greg, one of Michael’s friends) “Well, can’t he just beam up?”
(Elliot) “This is reality, Greg.”

 

Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: 7
Originality: 9
Watchability: 8
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #117 – The Mask of Zorro

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Coal Miner’s Daughter (1980)

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(Can be sung to the title song)
 
Well, here’s the tale of Miss Loretta Lynn.
She grew up poor, and no one thought it sin.
Kentucky fit her fine,
Her daddy worked in the coal mine,
And life went on as it had always been.
 
But then one day, a man by the name of Doolittle
Caught her eye, and she caught his as well.
Their romance sure was fast,
Her parents were both aghast,
But soon the couple were wed, no ring to tell.
 
It was rough at first, but once they moved away,
They settled down and had kids without delay.
When Doo bought her a guitar,
Who would guess she’d be a star?
Soon she could play it well and sing all day.
 
When her husband urged her on to singing fame,
They both traveled ‘cross the land to earn acclaim.
Her first song climbed up the charts,
And she moved the minds and hearts
Of country fans that made her a household name.
 
Yeah, she soon was best of friends with Patsy Cline,
But Doo was growing jealous all the time.
While she was off on tour,
He raised their kids and more;
They stayed together ever since that coal mine.
 
Though the touring took its slow, exhausting toll,
She bounced right back and sang straight from her soul.
With Doo there by her side,
She sang out countrywide,
This star once born as a coal miner’s daughter.
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There’s no shortage of musical biopics; the lives of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, and (most recently) Frankie Valli and James Brown have all gotten the Hollywood treatment. In many ways, Coal Miner’s Daughter follows the same formula as many of these, depicting Loretta Lynn’s early poverty, her rise from obscurity, and her marriage and drug issues that luckily did not destroy her like so many others. The script even features a number of lines that could apply to other biopics, such as “Getting’ here’s one thing. Bein’ here’s another” and “If you slow down, they forget about you.” Despite the danger of falling into the not-yet-established clichés, the film succeeds mainly due to the pitch-perfect acting and the endearing way of life shown with both bad and good alike.

After playing a telekinetic misfit in Carrie and a country friend of John-Boy’s on two episodes of The Waltons, Sissy Spacek found her most acclaimed, Oscar-winning role as Loretta Lynn and was specifically chosen for the film by Lynn herself. The fact that Spacek sang all of her songs (as did Beverly D’Angelo as Patsy Cline) raises the film above dubbed biopics and makes it more fascinating to watch. Other films like The Buddy Holly Story and Walk the Line have done the same, but Spacek has a heart and an unaffected earnestness that sets her apart. Tommy Lee Jones as Doo portrays both his faults and his unabashed confidence in his wife with likable pushiness, particularly when he irritably growls “like a big ol’ bar.” Though his attraction to a young teenager is potentially creepy, their relationship is sympathetic and affectionate enough to make them a realistic married couple. The other actors, including Levon Helm as Loretta’s father, are all well-cast, but the leading pair is the heart of the film.

There aren’t many biopics on my list, but Coal Miner’s Daughter is one of my favorites. With its classic country soundtrack and a realistic rise to fame (with only a minor fall), it’s an endearing and straightforward look at a down-to-earth legend.

Best line: (Doo, after complaining about Loretta’s uselessness) “What are you doin’ in this bottom, anyway?”
(Loretta) “I came to see the doctor.”
(Doo) “What for, you sick?”
(Loretta) “Yeah, I’m sick all right; I’m goin’ to have a baby.”
(Doo, laughing) “You know, Loretta, we may have found something you know how to do!”

 

Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 10
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 8
Watchability: 9
Other (country soundtrack and Spacek’s actual singing): +6
Other (language): -1
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #118 – E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

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#120: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

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(Can be sung to the tune used in “The Temple” and “The Arrest”)
 
Hippies drive to a desert land,
A raucous, happy, and long-haired band,
To recreate Jesus Christ’s last days,
The most musical of all passion plays.
 
Jesus has followers galore,
But Judas fears there is pain in store.
The high priests plot to cause Jesus’ fall
Before His actions destroy them all.
 
He enters into Jerusalem,
Hosannas ring out to welcome Him.
By cleansing temples and man’s disease,
He keeps on gathering enemies.
 
Judas feels a relentless pull,
Although he fears it is damnable,
To give the Christ to His rivals’ hands
And be the traitor the tale demands.
 
While Jesus begs in His garden prayer,
The soldiers come to arrest Him there.
The high priests stir up the hateful mob,
And Pilate gives in to save his job.
 
Judas hangs himself in shame
But sings one last song all the same.
When Jesus Christ is crucified,
The actors leave, one less to ride.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber has created some of the best stage musicals ever produced. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat was a worthy early effort, but Jesus Christ Superstar was his first real triumph. Webber exhibits a tremendous capacity for hummable tunes, some full songs (the lovely radio hit “I Don’t Know How to Love Him”), others short character motifs (“What’s the Buzz?” and “Always Knew That I’d Be an Apostle”). The Passion Week wouldn’t have been my initial idea for a rock opera, but it works, thanks largely to the plethora of memorable music and Tim Rice’s lyrics, which take the place of spoken dialogue.

As a Christian, I must point out that the musical is not always biblical, focusing on Christ’s humanity much more than His merely implied divinity. Some almost harem-like scenes suggest a physical relationship with Mary Magdalene, and the wording for the Last Supper is strangely twisted, as is Jesus’ fatigue from the incessant crowds. (I don’t believe He would ever have said “Leave me alone,” or “Heal yourselves” as in the stage version.) Plus, the film ends abruptly with the crucifixion, but without the resurrection denouement of The Passion of the Christ; instead, it borrows from Ben-Hur to show an obscure shepherd leading his sheep before the sun-circled cross. Aside from these religious issues, Jesus Christ Superstar also makes some odd artistic choices. While there is much symbolism and natural rock formations are favored over extravagant sets, the filmmakers throw in tanks and jet planes and hard hats, things that make no sense in this kind of movie.

It’s not above criticism, but Jesus Christ Superstar boasts a number of Broadway hits, sung by rocker Ted Neeley, Carl Anderson, Yvonne Elliman, and a host of less famous vocalists. One scene in particular is incredibly effective, the scene from the Bible that best displays Jesus’ humanity. His song in the Garden of Gethsemane may not be the catchiest, but it builds to a poignant series of painted crucifixion scenes that makes Jesus’ anxiety completely understandable. My VC even credits the song with deepening her Christian life. The song sung by “Simon Zealotes” is her favorite, though, and “This Jesus Must Die” and “Superstar” are mine. Almost every song is perfect, though Herod’s is uncomfortably derisive, if true to the character. Jesus Christ Superstar is neither the most faithful nor the most blasphemous of Jesus movies, but it’s one of the most watchable, as well as listenable.

Best line: (Jesus to the priests, in one of the few lines bespeaking His divinity) “Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd? Nothing can be done to stop the shouting! If every tongue were stilled, the noise would still continue! The rocks and stones themselves would start to sing!”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 8
Entertainment: 10
Visual Effects: 5
Originality: 8
Watchability: 10
Other (great music): +4
Other (aforementioned issues): -3
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #119 – Coal Miner’s Daughter

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Shrek (2001)

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Within his swamp, the ogre Shrek
Desires just to be alone,
Content to occupy his wreck
And scare invaders of his zone.
 
But then a Donkey who can talk
Annoys him with his friendliness,
And later, to the ogre’s shock,
He’s forced to share his home address.
 
A bunch of fairy tale rejects
Are dropped outside his home’s facade,
So Donkey eagerly directs
The way to Duloc’s Lord Farquaad.
 
Farquaad has plans to be a king
But needs a princess far away,
So he commissions Shrek to bring
Fiona back without delay.
 
To get his swamp back, Shrek relents,
And Donkey joins him on his quest.
The task before them is immense;
A dragon keeps out every guest.
 
They find and rescue their princess
And narrowly escape the beast.
She’s startled by Shrek’s ugliness
As well as glad to be released.
 
Along the way back to Duloc,
She seems disheartened by the night,
Yet she makes Shrek and Donkey gawk
At how this girl can burp and fight.
 
Unlikely romance starts to brew,
And late that evening Donkey learns
Fiona’s made an ogre too
Until the bright sunlight returns.
 
Next morning, Shrek delivers her,
Misunderstanding a remark,
While, eager for her curse’s cure,
Fiona wants to wed ere dark.
 
Since nobody is pleased at this,
It’s Donkey who convinces Shrek
To dare to be her true love’s kiss
And fight for her, ‘cause what the heck?
 
When Farquaad’s less than sympathetic,
Donkey’s new date makes him chow.
Fiona’s ugly curse poetic
Keeps her ogreish somehow,
And she and Shrek live less ascetic,
Happy ever after now.
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Shrek is DreamWorks Animation’s golden boy, having won his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The un-jolly green giant launched their new wave of computer-generated comedies and initiated their unique brand of irreverent, pop-culture-laced humor. An instant classic, the film eclipsed Pixar’s Monsters, Inc. to win the very first Best Animated Feature Academy Award. Will Smith’s recitation of a whole scene from Shrek in I Am Legend illustrates the film’s impact on young and old moviegoers alike.

Mike Myers found his most iconic role as the Scottish-accented ogre, as did Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona. The rest of the voice actors are perfectly cast, from Eddie Murphy’s frenetic, amiable Donkey to John Lithgow’s hilariously narcissistic and overcompensating Lord Farquaad. It was the lovable cast that kept the franchise going for four films, even when it perhaps should have stopped while it was ahead.

“Fractured fairy tales” were nothing new, but Shrek’s mish-mashing of known Disney properties and original characters gave it a mocking edge that was well-tempered by the strangely engaging romance and the don’t-judge-a-book-by-its-cover lesson. The rousing score by Harry Gregson-Williams and John Powell is instantly recognizable, and the film also boasts a rocking soundtrack of contemporary pop songs. Both songs and score complement the action and romance beautifully, particularly in the case of the slow-motion castle escape scene and John Cale’s cover of “Hallelujah” during a dramatic montage.

Despite some mild language that set it apart from Disney’s films, Shrek remains one of the high points for DreamWorks Animation. It’s an original fairy tale that offers a fresh take on familiar material.

Best line: (Donkey, complimenting Shrek’s swamp with a line I’ve used countless times since) “I like that boulder. That’s a nice boulder.”

VC’s best line: (Donkey, crashing the wedding) “All right, nobody move! I’ve got a dragon, and I’m not afraid to use it! I’m a donkey on the edge!”

 
Artistry: 8
Characters/Actors: 10
Entertainment: 10
Visual Effects: 8
Originality: 9
Watchability: 9
Other (I like other films more): -4
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #120 – Jesus Christ Superstar

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The King’s Speech (2010)

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Prince Albert is ruing the monarchy’s glamour
Because of his hated, embarrassing stammer.
He’s tried all the doctors to polish his speech,
But still a clear voice remains out of his reach.
 
His wife finds a therapist, Lionel Logue,
Who’s unorthodox, writing off what’s in vogue.
Though “Bertie” is skeptical right from the start,
He wants to see what lessons Logue can impart.
 
Logue helps with mechanics, as Bertie insists,
But knows that a much deeper problem exists.
When George V dies, next in line for the throne
Is Bertie’s own brother, who’s impudence-prone.
 
When Edward VII defies church and state
To wed Wallis Simpson, he must abdicate,
And, though his speech problem still can’t help but sting,
It’s now Bertie’s turn to become England’s king.
 
Before coronation, he worries that Logue
Is merely an actor, a doctoring rogue,
But Logue has experience learned over years
And passion to help Bertie overcome fears.
 
When ’39 heralds a Second World War
And his royal voice must now come to the fore,
He worries and practices what Logue has shown
Until he must speak to the dread microphone.
 
Deliberate and solemn, he sounds out each word,
And all through the nation his message is heard.
Though war is upon them, the king swells with pride,
For he has a voice now and Logue by his side.
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The Best Picture winner of 2010, The King’s Speech is among the most visually compelling period dramas ever filmed. It frames its characters in unique ways, and the lighting alternates between stark intimidation and familial warmth depending on where the prince/king is. Some scenes even have the faded, stage-like appearance of a Wes Anderson film. Director Tom Hooper, who went on to film 2012’s Les Miserables, undoubtedly deserved his Oscar.

Indeed, so did Colin Firth (who had earlier played one of the traumatized, stuttering World War I veterans mentioned by Logue in 1987’s A Month in the Country). His hesitant speech and unconscious stammer, which he later had difficulty purging himself of, are masterfully employed, yet they don’t define his character, whose fear of embarrassment and obvious love for his young daughters are expressed with equal talent. All the other actors are likewise exquisite, from Guy Pearce as Bertie’s irresponsible brother David to Helena Bonham Carter as his supportive wife Elizabeth. Having mainly seen him as Captain Barbossa in The Pirates of the Caribbean films, I was astonished by Geoffrey Rush’s performance as well, again capturing both Logue’s quirks and his humanity. I was also gratified to see Helena Bonham Carter in a serious and sympathetic film without any bizarre, deformed, or homicidal characters. (Side note: My grandmother loved the 1995 miniseries Pride and Prejudice, which starred Firth and Jennifer Ehle, who interestingly played Logue’s wife in this film.)

The film could have been G-rated, had it not been for two brief scenes in which Bertie deals with his stammer with a number of expletives in quick succession. While I appreciate that these parts serve a purpose, unlike in most films, they depreciate the otherwise refined production. In this case, such language in an otherwise splendid film bothers me more than if it otherwise deserved the R rating.

Notwithstanding, The King’s Speech is an elegant historical drama that puts a human face on the names in the history book, complete with stellar production values and an Oscar-worthy cast. Alexandre Desplat’s classical score also complements the dignified drama; though it seems like I’ve heard it countless times in other films and their trailers, the second movement of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony was an inspired choice to enhance the gravity of the climactic speech. Though it ends with feel-good smiles just as a war is starting, it’s clear that the king’s personal triumph will get the nation through it.

Best line: (Logue, as Bertie is lighting a cigarette) “Please don’t do that.”
(Bertie) “I’m sorry?”
(Logue) “I believe sucking smoke into your lungs, well, it will kill you.”
(Bertie) “My physicians say it relaxes the … the throat.”
(Logue) “They’re idiots.”
(Bertie) “They’ve all been knighted.”
(Logue) “Makes it official, then.”

 

Artistry: 10
Characters/Actors: 10
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 9
Watchability: 9
Other (music and stunning production values): +4
Other (language): -1
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #121 – Shrek

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Yentl (1983)

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(Best sung to “Papa, Can You Hear Me?”)
 
Yentl yearns to study,
Which to most is nutty;
She lives in a man’s world, no mistake.
Still her father taught her;
When he dies, his daughter
Leaves to start a new life full of faking.
 
Dressing as a man, she starts an ill-considered plan
To learn some more,
And soon she finds a yeshiva and finds a friend in Avigdor.
She deals with an attraction,
And all their interaction
Is focused on debating and the studies they adore.
 
Avigdor is smitten
Not with what is written
But with dear Hadass, yet he’s denied.
This is detrimental,
So he pressures Yentl
Into taking his place as the bridegroom.
 
Marriage to Hadass becomes a nightly albatross
She must beware,
Yet she encourages Hadass to learn and never fear to dare.
Hadass’s love is growing;
To Avigdor, it’s showing.
At long last, Yentl chooses
To admit her whole charade.
 
Avigdor is shaken
By the road she’s taken.
He stays with Hadass while
Yentl’s dreams won’t fade.
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Yentl is an outlier among musicals, possessing neither a Broadway counterpart nor a Golden Age of Hollywood predecessor. Barbra Streisand directed and starred in this Mulan-style drama and was the lone singer, though it’s a shame Mandy Patinkin as Avigdor didn’t get to prove his own musical talent, having originated the role of Ché in Evita. There are no show-stopping numbers or much of a “wow” factor for the most part; instead, the songs are written as Yentl’s internal monologues, sometimes sung outright, sometimes in voiceover, frequently featuring melodies inspired by Jewish chants.

Many may have felt the film was self-indulgent on Streisand’s part, including Isaac Bashevis Singer, the author of the short story on which it is based, but Streisand proves her skill both in front of and behind the camera. The cinematography is top-notch, particularly the use of lighting in various montage scenes. Streisand’s singing is unmatched, and she successfully displays a range of emotions, from mournful trepidation in “Papa, Can You Hear Me?” (which brings a tear to my VC’s eye) to impossible, unrequited love in “No Wonder.” Her main weakness is that she doesn’t try to deepen her voice or anything to make her sound more masculine, making her disguise and everyone’s acceptance of it rather unconvincing.

While the film departs from its source material by depicting Yentl’s subterfuge for the sake of Talmudic study in a positive light, I found the film satisfying overall. Aside from one scene of rear male nudity, it is entirely clean and concludes on an uplifting note, in sharp contrast to another Eastern European-set musical Fiddler on the Roof. The Oscar-winning score and songs by Michel Legrand (The Thomas Crown Affair, Wuthering Heights) have an often haunting quality to them, but they lack the catchiness and the hummability of other musicals. Still, as a poet, I have to admire the fluent, contemplative lyrics by Alan and Marilyn Bergman. I especially like “This Is One of Those Moments.”

Yentl is one of those films my VC would have even higher on her list. Those who dislike Barbra Streisand probably won’t like this Golden Globe-winning turn as both director and actress, but I enjoy almost any well-done musical, and Yentl is just that.

Best line: (Yentl) “If we don’t have to hide my studying from God, then why from the neighbors?”   (her father) “Why? Because I trust God will understand. I’m not so sure about the neighbors.”

 
Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 7
Watchability: 9
Other (authentic period setting, music, and Streisand’s singing): +7
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

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Ghost (1990)

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Sam and Molly love each other;
Carl Bruner’s like a brother.
This young pair can’t get much hotter
When they start to play the potter.
Out of nowhere, Sam is slaughtered.
 
On this earth, his ghost remains
And watches Molly’s grieving pains.
He’s shocked that this is now a thriller
When his unrepentant killer
Sneaks in, possibly to kill her.
 
Sam is even more surprised
When a psychic advertised
Turns out capable of hearing
Sam, who gets her volunteering
To keep Moll from disappearing.
 
Molly doubts this Oda Mae,
But it’s hard to turn away.
Carl’s quick to sweep aside
Warnings; he has much to hide.
It was due to him Sam died.
 
Being reimbursed for fraud,
His plan to steal from Sam was flawed.
Sam, through spying, knows Carl’s lying
And continues in his trying
To keep Molly too from dying.
 
Also, Oda Mae’s in danger
When she poses as a stranger
To take Carl’s laundered riches,
Thanks to Sam’s own vengeance, which is
Not without some minor glitches.
 
Carl’s quickly put on edge
When he cannot make his pledge.
After Sam enjoys some passion,
He defends in ghostly fashion
From his “friend,” now scared and ashen.
 
After Carl’s quite unnerved,
Some bloody just desserts are served.
Though their hearts again are breaking,
Sam accepts his own leave-taking
For a heaven of his making.
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Ghost is one of those few films that tries to span multiple genres and does so with surprising success. It’s a sensual romance, a supernatural comedy, and a nerve-racking thriller all in one, with some touches of horror thrown in for good measure. The film has special meaning for my family, since its main theme “Unchained Melody” was my parents’ song while dating (you know, “their” song) and the first dance at their wedding reception. Acting as a star vehicle for all three of its headliners, Ghost gained Whoopi Goldberg her lone Oscar win and gave Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore arguably their most popular roles.

To be honest, Goldberg really makes the film. The romance and thriller aspects would probably have been enough to gain it some Oscar nominations and the associated notoriety, but her comedic presence is so spot-on that every one of her scenes makes Ghost that much better. Her awkward reactions to Sam’s invisible voice and his musical method of coercing her (however reluctantly) are simply hilarious, yet they somehow fit in with the otherwise serious film.

Directed by Jerry Zucker of Airplane! fame, Ghost goes back and forth—though not often enough—between Sam’s perspective (with him fully visible) and that of everyone else, who only see Oda Mae arguing with herself. This also allows for a tender reunion scene with Sam and Molly that would look pretty weird from the other perspective. The special effects, including Sam’s intangibility and the glimpses of heaven and hell, are admittedly dated by today’s standards, but they serve the story well enough to not be distracting.

On the down side, the famous potter’s wheel scene gets a little overly explicit, foul mouths abound, and Tony Goldwyn’s death scene is like something out of Final Destination. Aside from the characters speaking of marriage like it’s some radical idea, the film also presents a clearly Hollywood-inspired version of heaven. Not to be judgmental, but Sam doesn’t seem particularly deserving of heaven; in fact, the only thing that seems to warrant hell is intent to kill. No mention is made of God either. It’s not that ghost movies necessarily need clear references to the Lord, but for one that shows an obvious vision of the pearly gates, something is definitely lacking.

Despite these quibbles, Ghost excels in all three of its chosen genres and inverts horror conventions by making the vengeful spirit the protagonist. While not necessarily the best film of 1990, Ghost remains an entertaining and hopelessly romantic foray into the supernatural. Can I get a “Ditto”?

Best line: (Oda Mae Brown, while yelling up at Molly’s apartment) “I’m not gonna stand out here forever!”  (a workman, higher up) “Thank God!”

 
Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 9
Entertainment: 9
Visual Effects: 7
Originality: 9
Watchability: 9
Other (successful genre fusion): +2
Other (language, violence, sex): -4
 
TOTAL: 50 out of 60
 

Next: #123 – Yentl

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