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WarGames (1983)

04 Tuesday Feb 2014

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The young David Lightman does poorly in class,
Yet all of his courses he does somehow pass.
He changes his grades, for he knows how to hack.
With games and computers, he has quite a knack,
So he shows off his skills to one Jennifer Mack.
 
He learns of a company in Sunnyvale
With cutting-edge games that are not yet for sale.
Employing his talent and unlawful art,
He hacks a computer that learns and is smart
And seems to desire a new game to start.
 
So David assumes that it’s simply a game
And starts one with Joshua (that is its name).
He plays a new game he has not seen before
About a worldwide thermonuclear war.
And tries, as the Russians, to win a high score.
 
But, as it turns out, “Joshua” is the WOPR,
An AI whose presence is wholly improper
To some men at NORAD; the WOPR controls
Our nuclear missiles and serves to patch holes
When men can’t be trusted in filling their roles.
 
The WOPR confuses real life and game play
And makes NORAD think there are bombs on their way.
Then Dr. McKittrick, a WOPR defender,
Realizes that Russia was not the offender,
Instead ‘twas a hacking, domestic pretender.
 
Before David knows it, he’s labeled a spy
And scooped up at once by the mad FBI.
Back at NORAD headquarters, an unmindful troop
Is ordered to guard him, but Dave flies the coop
And sneaks out of there in a random tour group.
 
With Jennifer helping his fugitive quest,
They find Stephen Falken, who knows WOPR best.
He programmed the AI and since has played dead.
He’s willing to let doom just rain on his head,
But then he decides to assist them instead.
 
They journey to NORAD, as WOPR prepares
To launch and to catch the whole world unawares.
The leaders don’t fall for what all the screens show,
And when WOPR tries launching the nukes even so,
It learns of futility through tic-tac-toe.
 
After testing scenarios, WOPR can say
That the only smart move is to not even play.
It gives up the game and control right away.
Though David caused all this, he’s helped save the day.
______________________
 

WarGames is one of those quintessential Cold War movies that features a compelling plot, decent acting, and some very clever concepts. Featuring Matthew Broderick three years before his star turn in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, the film is admittedly dated with its old DOS computers and rotary phone booth but is still just as riveting to watch. Its tale of a smart kid who is accused of being a criminal due to an artificial intelligence may have informed the plot of the previously reviewed film Summer Wars. David’s fortuitous escape from NORAD and his hacking techniques are fascinating, though illegal, and the message so overtly spelled out at the end continues to be applicable in our current world, even without the Soviet tensions of the Cold War era.

The problems with the film are mainly in its frequent profanity and the aforementioned criminal activities, which are obliquely condemned as the story shows the snowballing effects of David’s actions. All in all, WarGames is an entertaining thriller that was timely in 1983 and remains so today as well.

Best line: (speaking of Falken) (Jennifer) “He’s dead?”
(David) “Yeah, here’s his obituary.”
(Jennifer) “He wasn’t very old.”
(David) “He was pretty old. He was 41.”
(Jennifer) “Oh, yeah? Hm, that’s old.”
(I wonder how Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy feel about those lines now.) 🙂
Artistry: 5
Characters/Actors: 6
Entertainment: 8
Visual Effects: 4
Originality: 7
Watchability: 6
Other (language): -7
 
TOTAL: 29 out of 60
 

Tomorrow: #330 – A Goofy Movie

© 2014 S. G. Liput

Balto (1995)

03 Monday Feb 2014

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Balto’s just a wild mutt
To those who call Alaska home.
Half-wolf, half-dog, he is the butt
Of jokes and scorn all over Nome.
 
His comrade Boris, who’s a goose,
Has raised him since perhaps his birth,
And, though his warnings are profuse,
Balto wants to prove his worth.
 
He races well and angers Steele,
A lead sled dog and “glory hound,”
Who taunts his nemesis with zeal
Whenever Balto is around.
 
But Jenna and her human Rosy
Like poor Balto nonetheless.
When the two canines get nosy,
They learn Rosy’s in distress.
 
She and other kids in Nome
Have caught diphtheria, indeed.
A sled dog team must now bring home
The antitoxin that they need.
 
Steele’s the lead dog for the trek.
A blizzard causes them to stray,
Nearly brings about a wreck,
And hurts their musher, by the way.
 
As Rosy worsens, Balto goes
To find the team and be their guide,
But, when he does, he is opposed
By Steele’s resentful, selfish pride.
 
Yet Balto still does take the lead,
Though Steele attempts to get them lost.
The team braves dangers that impede
But pushes on at any cost.
 
Managing to bridge the gulf
Between his dog and lupine sides,
Balto taps his inner wolf
And proves himself the best of guides.
 
At last, the sled team makes it home,
And Balto’s hailed a hero true.
He saved the kids and proved to Nome
Just what an underdog can do.
_____________________
 

Balto, the last of Spielberg’s Amblimation films, is not nearly as well known as that other classic 1995 cartoon Toy Story, but it is still a lesser classic that I fondly remember from my childhood. The characters are rather stereotypical (the misunderstood hero, the sympathetic girlfriend, the silly comic relief sidekick, the arrogant antagonist), yet most of them are both lovable and memorable, and the voice actors bring them to life. The best aspect of the movie is its placing these familiar archetypes within the real-life story of Nome’s 1925 diphtheria outbreak and the origin of the Iditarod sled race. The stakes are set high as Rosy’s health is shown declining, and, though anyone who knows the tale will find the ending predictable, the journey is nonetheless fun and exciting. The best scene is easily the avalanche/ice cave/stalactite part, which might have provided some inspiration for similar scenes in Ice Age. Its live action beginning and end also serve to make it unique.

That being said, the story is nowhere near historically accurate (Balto was a purebred Siberian Husky and only ran part of the distance to Nome); this makes Balto one of the multiple animated films that have indulged in revisionist history, such as Anastasia, The Road to El Dorado, and Pocahontas. Though the animation is better than previous Amblin productions, like An American Tail and The Land Before Time, it was not up to Disney’s standards at the time. Despite these flaws, including some very unrealistic elements (how on earth did that medicine not break?), Balto is an adventure that can be enjoyed by the whole family and certainly has been by mine.

Best line: (Boris the goose, after a harrowing escape) “Balto, I was so scared. I got people bumps.”

VC’s best line: (Boris again, with advice) “Let me tell you something, Balto. A dog cannot make this journey alone. But maybe a wolf can.”

 
Artistry: 4
Characters/Actors: 6
Entertainment: 6
Visual Effects: 4
Originality: 4
Watchability: 5
 
TOTAL: 29 out of 60
 

Tomorrow: #331: WarGames

© 2014 S. G. Liput

 

Good Will Hunting (1997)

02 Sunday Feb 2014

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The young William Hunting has a genius IQ,
But he isn’t intent on becoming a star.
He’d rather do janitor work and make do
And show up wise guys in a South Boston bar.
 
When Gerald Lambeau, a professor of math,
Puts up a problem that few men have worked,
Will solves it in secret to sidestep his wrath,
But Lambeau is more flabbergasted than irked.
 
When Will’s taken in for assaulting a man,
Lambeau has a plan that he’s glad to unveil.
If Will studies with him, as part of the plan,
And takes therapy, he won’t be thrown in jail.
 
But all of Will’s visits with therapists flop.
He’s smarter than they, as he smugly confirms.
So Lambeau, who won’t let his therapy stop,
Requests one with whom he must now come to terms.
 
A strong-willed psychologist named Sean Maguire,
Who was Lambeau’s friend till a harsh falling out,
Starts meeting with Will with reluctant desire,
And thinks he can help him, though Will has some doubt.
 
Though Will is unwilling at first to comply,
Maguire’s straight talking and patience prevail.
Because of abuse, Will is now scared to try
Uncertain relationships, since they might fail.
 
Professor Lambeau attempts all that he can
To maximize Hunting’s unbounded potential.
Jobs fall at his doorstep, according to plan,
But Will treats his future as less than essential.
 
When Will’s girlfriend leaves for the sunny west coast,
He can’t bear to follow; he’d simply prefer
Subsisting in manual labor at most.
He’d rather stay put here than chase after her.
 
First, Will forsakes Lambeau, then Sean forsakes Will.
Will cannot stand risks, even though he’s so smart.
But then his own friend says he ought to fulfill,
Not waste, his potential. Will takes this to heart.
 
When Hunting agrees to accept a good job,
Maguire and Lambeau and Will reconcile.
And once Will and Sean have a good, poignant sob,
Will follows his girl, finding risks are worthwhile.
_________________________
 

I must preface my endorsement of this movie with this fact: I have only seen Good Will Hunting once and heavily edited, and, unlike most critics and filmgoers, that is the only way I would ever suggest seeing it. As powerful a movie as it is, the frequent language (mainly the F word) greatly detracts from its enjoyment. The worst part of it is that the nearly 100 obscenities serve no purpose whatsoever. I can halfway see using such language in times of great distress, but, aside from a few emotional breakdowns toward the end, nothing at all warrants it. It’s simply presented as a part of life for these people, and it is movies like this that have unfortunately led recently to the likes of The Wolf of Wall Street and its 500+ F bombs. I think that the obscenity was added to simply degrade what might otherwise be considered a Hallmark movie.

Ignoring the language and the requisite sex scene, though, the film as a whole is excellent. The acting is superb; Robin Williams, in particular, deserved his Best Supporting Actor Oscar, and his monologue about his wife and love is one of the greatest soliloquies ever filmed. The script also, which won Matt Damon and Ben Affleck their Oscar, is extremely clever and insightful (minus the F words). If obscenity doesn’t bother you, then, by all means, view the original film; otherwise, I would certainly recommend seeing the cut version. It’s much less distracting.

Best line: (Sean speaking to Will) “You don’t know about real loss, ’cause that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.”

 
Artistry: 9
Characters/Actors: 10
Entertainment: 6
Visual Effects: N/A
Originality: 6
Watchability: 5
Other (language): -7
 
TOTAL: 29 out of 60
 

Tomorrow: #332: Balto

© 2014 S. G. Liput

 

An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)

01 Saturday Feb 2014

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Animation, Disney

College is waiting for Max, Goofy’s son,
While Daddy will miss him, he’s eager to run.
For Max cannot wait to be more than a Goof
And to get out from under his silly dad’s roof.
 
Max leaves with his friends, hardly saying good-bye,
And savors his freedom without Dad nearby.
He, P.J., and Bobby (those are his friends’ names)
Are favored while practicing for the X-Games.
 
The three also enter the envious view
Of the snooty fraternity Gamma Mu Mu,
And Max makes a wager with Bradley, their chief,
That they’ll beat the Gammas or else suffer grief.
 
Meanwhile, ol’ Goofy gets easily fired
And, with no degree, finds he cannot get hired.
Therefore, he needs college, so where should he go
But Max’s own classroom (and with an afro!).
 
Now needless to say, Max is not overjoyed,
And his father’s intrusion just gets him annoyed.
He lets his dad join with the Gammas one day,
And that, plus a girlfriend, keeps Goofy away.
 
But Max’s plan backfires when his own dad
Excels at skateboarding and makes him look bad.
They argue, and Goofy starts making mistakes
But soon bounces back, comprehending the stakes.
 
He aces his tests with both vigor and vim,
And splits from the Gammas (or they split from him).
The X-Games arrive, and, when Brad tries to cheat,
Max needs his own dad so that they can compete.
 
Despite Bradley’s minions (who wear camouflage),
The Goofs circumvent almost all sabotage,
And, even when Bradley thinks he’s in first place,
Max comes from behind him to win the whole race.
 
Brad gets his comeuppance, and Goofy gets dates,
And, after a year, Max’s dad graduates.
No longer a kid, nor his dad a buffoon,
Max and company dance to a seventies tune.
___________________________
 

Most kids’ movies have elements intentionally thrown in for the parents, cleverly disguised mature jokes or retro pop culture references that fly over the heads of most minors. Yet An Extremely Goofy Movie incorporates these features into the plot by putting Goofy himself in the place of the nostalgic parent. By depicting the generation gap between modern Max and old-fashioned Goofy, the film offers something funny and relatable for every age group.

A direct-to-video sequel to A Goofy Movie, An Extremely Goofy Movie was actually better received according to Rotten Tomatoes. With a great retro soundtrack and some good clean humor, it’s a family film that might be many children’s first introduction to 1970s culture. Some pathos is even thrown in concerning Goofy missing his son (my mom teared up one time after Max left his dad high and dry at the beginning). Plus, the voice-acting is top-notch.

Yet, one thing that does bother me (and especially my VC) is Max’s obvious disdain for the dog(?) who raised him. Granted, Goofy is a bit overbearing and certainly embarrassing, but he didn’t deserve the scorn his son aimed at him. By the end, Goofy apologizes for his faults, while Max can only go so far as to think maybe his old man isn’t so bad after all. There’s no remorse for the way he treated his dad, and, by the last scene, it’s still clear he’s eager to be rid of him. Also, the film’s depiction of college as mostly fun with some studying is unrealistic. Still, it’s quite good for a direct-to-video movie and is underrated, in my opinion.

Though it was released in 1975 and I have heard it elsewhere, the song “Right Back Where We Started From” always makes me think of this movie and the characters dancing and is definitely in the End Credits Song Hall of Fame.

Best line: (Bobby, asking a question I’m sure many have asked) “Do you ever wonder why we’re all, like, wearing gloves?”

VC’s best line: (the beret girl’s way of encouraging Max) “Max, Max, Max, admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.”

 
Artistry: 2
Characters/Actors: 6
Entertainment: 7
Visual Effects: 5
Originality: 4
Watchability: 5
 
TOTAL: 29 out of 60
 

Tomorrow: #333 – Good Will Hunting

© 2014 S. G. Liput

 

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